Beach Quote by Anonymous

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was…

— Anonymous

“I forgot how to discourage shark attacks and how to fall off the mast properly. I hoped across the deck yelling, "I'm helping! I'm…

— Rick Riordan

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK…

— Jack Handey

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them.

— Steve Hamilton

I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be attacked by a Great White Shark or if a piece of…

— Anonymous

“Nearby,one of the overexcited frat boys started wildly windmilling his arms. He had overbalanced and now tipped himself right over the wall.In a second,…

— Melissa Jensen

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a man-eating man, though to be fair I thought…

— Jarod Kintz

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating…

— Jarod Kintz

You wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said Do…

— Anonymous

Sharks are in real trouble, and they need all the help they can get.

— Ted Danson

“New Rule: Getting up close and personal with sharks doesn't make you a wildlife enthusiast--it makes you dinner. An Austrian tourist wanted to get…

— Bill Maher

“While wandering a deserted beach at dawn, stagnant in my work, I saw a man in the distance bending and throwing as he walked…

— Loren Eiseley