Beach Quote by Anonymous

I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

— Anonymous

“I forgot how to discourage shark attacks and how to fall off the mast properly. I hoped across the deck yelling, "I'm helping! I'm…

— Rick Riordan

Sharks are in real trouble, and they need all the help they can get.

— Ted Danson

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK…

— Jack Handey

“I realize belatedly that sending sharks to the aid of humans is a stupid idea. When one of the men tries to kick a…

— Anna Banks

“Nearby,one of the overexcited frat boys started wildly windmilling his arms. He had overbalanced and now tipped himself right over the wall.In a second,…

— Melissa Jensen

“Sharks only eat wet people”

— Robert G. Mills

“I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”

— Scott Lynch

I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy. Shoot you in ya fuckin' mouth and make you talk to me.

— Lil Wayne

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a man-eating man, though to be fair I thought…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup,…

— Jarod Kintz

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them.

— Steve Hamilton