Quote by Rick Riordan

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was…

— Anonymous

I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

— Anonymous

“Hunt for sharks, but do not forget to develop your survival skills on small fish.”

— Zuber Palawkar

“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt…

— Chelsea M. Campbell

I go 'what is it?' And she goes 'we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!' Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in…

— Bill Engvall

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating…

— Jarod Kintz

“However, if a person bothers a shark it will fight back and will cause severe injuries, or even kill a person. It is best…

— Lisa Evans

“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Are we turning back? Because if you’re just trying to solve my post-traumatic stress problem by exposing me to rock sharks until I’m desensitized,…

— Elle Lothlorien

“You don't really learn how to swim until you're thrown to the sharks. (Lauren)”

— Priscilla Glen

“Drown near someone with a rope or raft Or a dinghy This is only helpful if you know what a dinghy is and what…

— Sophie McKeand