John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Everybody who served in John Kerry's boat under his command, save one, has stood with him. — Mark Shields Copy Share Image
I have never seen John Kerry give anything but an engineered response. — Michael Parenti Copy Share Image
'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
John Kerry, who says he doesn't like outsourcing, wants to outsource our national security. — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
John Kerry knows more about more subjects than an awful lot of people. But I think it's a very hard job [Secretary… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
When John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know it's got legs. — Phil Bredesen Copy Share Image
John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Maybe John Kerry does not know - but I am happy to explain it to him - that my commitment to withdraw… — Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero Copy Share Image
John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, John Edwards, Howard Dean, George Soros, or Al Gore looks - no, acts - like he either… — Victor Davis Hanson Copy Share Image
John Kerry's position and my position are not very different about what we would do. Interestingly enough, neither is George Bush's position… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
In terms of Iran and in terms of Saudi Arabia, of course they hate each other. That's no great secret. But John… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I firmly believe that as voters come to learn more and more about John Kerry and learn more and more about his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hold me to anything in the book. I'm a waffler. I like wafflers. They said John Kerry was a waffler, but… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry made a joke about Bush being a moron, and now Bush wants morons to think it was a joke was… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
For Democrats who are feeling completely discouraged, I've been trying to remind them, everybody remembers my Boston speech in 2004. They may… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong, it definitely ain't the Democratic Party either. They're so bad, I mean I'm actually starting to believe that… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
In his 16 years in the Senate, John Kerry has fought against government waste and worked hard to bring some accountability to… — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
John Kerry can be absolutely ruthless. I would not want to be on his enemies list when he's ready to go after… — Douglas Brinkley Copy Share Image
One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Donald Trump agreed with Hillary Clinton supporting John Kerry. He agreed with Hillary Clinton on being - quote - "neutral" between Israel… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said he was unfit. They said… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
President George W. Bush won reelection in 2004 largely because he was seen as comfortable in his own skin, while rival John… — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
John Kerry wants to be the hero in his own drama. He likes King Arthur and the Round Table. He likes the… — Douglas Brinkley Copy Share Image
John Kerry told Tom Ridge he was too busy to receive a Homeland Security briefing. I thought that was odd, since you're… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Actually, he gave false evidence [of chemical weapons]. In this case,[John] Kerry didn't even present any evidence. He talked "we have evidence"… — Bashar al-Assad Copy Share Image
I am just a humble worker. Commander Chavez decided I should be president. To President Obama, we remember that young leader and… — Nicolas Maduro Copy Share Image
The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Ted Kennedy was in the Senate for 40 years. Tip O'Neill for 35 years. John Kerry in the Senate for 30 some… — Michael Capuano Copy Share Image
John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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![“Actually, he gave false evidence [of chemical weapons]. In this case,[John] Kerry didn't even present any evidence. He talked "we have evidence" and he didn't present anything. Not yet, nothing so far ; not a single shred of evidence.” quote by Bashar al-Assad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/336/bashar-al-assad-1027_cases_actually-he-gave-false-evidence-of-chemi_361245.jpg)
