Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Ted Kennedy was in the Senate for 40 years. Tip O'Neill for 35 years. John Kerry in the Senate for 30 some… — Michael Capuano Copy Share Image
John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We did drive them [Iran] to the negotiating table. And my successor, John Kerry, and President [Barack] Obama got a deal that… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
On a day when Osama bin Laden again threatened the United States and our allies, it is disturbing to realize that John… — Marc Racicot Copy Share Image
I suppose in John Kerry's world good diplomacy lets the boys in the bar finish raping the girl for fear of causing… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
In his 16 years in the Senate, John Kerry has fought against government waste and worked hard to bring some accountability to… — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
John Kerry presented his confidence and his convictions. It's not about confidence, it's about evidence. The Russians have completely opposite evidence that… — Bashar al-Assad Copy Share Image
I've not been to Afghanistan or - but what people are clearly pointing to is that it becomes more difficult to have… — Rahm Emanuel Copy Share Image
John Kerry's victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My long-held fear is that Mr. Obama is hiding something about his education. During the endless 2008 campaign, Mr. Obama would not… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I think folks need to understand the whole background of Donald Trump. I find from time to time, I talk to people… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry's hoping to raise… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A new poll says that if the election were held today, both John Kerry and John Edwards would beat President Bush by… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Well, no one knows for sure. There are now two competing governments and various armed militias, tribes and clans. Secretary John Kerry… — Tom Bowman Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together.… — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
Over the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A similar move is underway in the British Parliament. Earlier this month, more than 30 religious leaders and scholars wrote Secretary of… — Tom Gjelten Copy Share Image
For more than 20 years, on every one of the great issues of freedom and security, John Kerry has been more wrong,… — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
Although no one explicitly wants a president who could have a reliable fall back career in stand-up comedy, everyone shudders at the… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
My position is not that John Kerry is either Jesus Christ or the prophet Mohammad. My position is that John Kerry is… — Todd Gitlin Copy Share Image
I think Putin has already gotten used to the idea of Obama and his secretary of state, John Kerry, making noise -… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
I think the country is very settled in a lot of ways, and we saw that after the Democratic Convention. I think… — Harold Ford, Jr Copy Share Image
John Kerry's campaign attacks on gas prices ignore the reality of Kerry's long record of supporting higher gas prices and blocking the… — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
There are now reports that President Obama will name Massachusetts Senator John Kerry to be the next secretary of defense. Apparently this… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry described his Republican critics as 'the most crooked, lying group I've ever seen.' Now, that's saying something, because Kerry's both… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why - with two positions on… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Political experts are saying the reason John Kerry is doing so well is because he's 'electable.' Hey, so was Al Gore -… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The tin man vs. the straw man. The candidate with a brain but without a heart against the president with a heart… — Denise Dresser Copy Share Image
President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I've gotten to know John Kerry since the primaries. The reason I'm going out and working my you know what off for… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
First of all I like John Kerry. I think he's intellectually curious and very thoughtful. I think he's deeply committed on issues… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
[John Kerry] actually stole my line because when I became Secretary of State, I said, 'I hope my heels will fill Warren… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted… — William Safire Copy Share Image
![“We did drive them [Iran] to the negotiating table. And my successor, John Kerry, and President [Barack] Obama got a deal that put a lid on Iran's nuclear program without firing a single shot. That's diplomacy. That's coalition-building. That's working with other nations.” quote by Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7d2/hillary-clinton-51_barack_we-did-drive-them-iran-to-the-negotiatin_1150953.jpg)
![“I've not been to Afghanistan or - but what people are clearly pointing to is that it becomes more difficult to have it. You could do it. I think weather is a factor. The most important factor though is credibility and legitimacy. What I wanted earlier to say is what I think Senator [John] Kerry is…” quote by Rahm Emanuel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9c4/rahm-emanuel-4413_afghanistan_i-ve-not-been-to-afghanistan-or-but-what_1405513.jpg)
![“[John Kerry] actually stole my line because when I became Secretary of State, I said, 'I hope my heels will fill Warren Christopher's shoes.' So he reversed that.” quote by Madeleine Albright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f82/madeleine-albright-1360_heels_john-kerry-actually-stole-my-line-becaus_1614706.jpg)
![“[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted in the old-fashioned liberalism of Ted Kennedy.” quote by William Safire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/130/william-safire-5116_brands_senators-john-kerry-john-edwards-have-ri_1498473.jpg)