Cards Quote by Craig Kilborn

Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

— Craig Kilborn

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where…

— Jay Leno

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

— David Letterman

John Kerry's newfound interest in fiscal discipline is a political gimmick that defies his 20-year record in the Senate and stands in stark contrast…

— Steve Schmidt

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

— Craig Kilborn

A Fool with a Plan is better off than a Genius without a Plan!

— T. Boone Pickens

I think he [Donald Trump] recognizes that a plan that would increase the deficit by $10 trillion over a decade is not a plan…

— Avik Roy

John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country…

— Jay Leno

They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second…

— Jay Leno

Well, for 18 months he's been running on this tax plan. And now, five weeks before the election, he's saying that his big, bold…

— Barack Obama