According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry's newfound interest in fiscal discipline is a political gimmick that defies his 20-year record in the Senate and stands in… — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
John Kerry and Ralph Nader met face-to-face, it was a historic meeting. Astronomers said today their meeting actually created what is called… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I think the Obama administration, whether it's in his first term or second term, is totally committed to the search for peace… — Michael Oren Copy Share Image
If there was one fact that sent me hurtling off to write 'Politics Lost,' it was when I learned that John Kerry… — Joe Klein Copy Share Image
John Kerry was a thorn in our flesh. He was very articulate, a credible leader of the opposition. He forced us to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Nevertheless, four years later, at the end of August 2004, a Zogby poll discovered the critical fact that 57 percent of the… — Charles P. Pierce Copy Share Image
Acceptance speeches can make or break presidential candidacies. It was Al Gore's 2000 acceptance speech that relaunched his candidacy and nearly saved… — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
In 2004, I joined my father, John Kerry, on the trail in his bid for the United States presidency. — Alexandra Kerry Copy Share Image
Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did? — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
When John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know its got legs. — Phil Bredesen Copy Share Image
John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
George Bush says what John Kerry did was noble. Yet he sees him being savaged by his own supporters. — Mark Shields Copy Share Image
You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The big winner last night in New Hampshire - Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I told John Kerry and General Allen, the Americans’ expert, ‘We live here, I live here, I know what we need to… — Benjamin Netanyahu Copy Share Image
Today Secretary of State John Kerry visited the small African nation of Djibouti. Or to use the official diplomatic term, he made… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
We got an international coalition [against Iran], and we imposed that. It was slow, patient diplomacy, nothing at all particularly headline-worthy. But… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Then I heard this young veteran on TV speaking about the war. It was John Kerry. He put everything I was feeling… — Max Cleland Copy Share Image
But it was very hard for people to separate me out from Hillary Clinton. All their ads were Hillary Clinton, John Kerry,… — Brad Carson Copy Share Image
[Sen. John] Kerry is also a man who opposes the death penalty, wants to restrict access to guns and voted against the… — David S. Broder Copy Share Image
Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
![“He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] "anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President."” quote by Mike Huckabee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b57/mike-huckabee-1433_bulbs_he-spent-more-time-on-the-road-to-damasc_181039.jpg)
![“We got an international coalition [against Iran], and we imposed that. It was slow, patient diplomacy, nothing at all particularly headline-worthy. But then you got to the point where the negotiations - which I started and Secretary [John] Kerry completed - I think made the world safer.” quote by Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f73/hillary-clinton-51_coalitions_we-got-an-international-coalition-agains_2256763.jpg)
![“[Sen. John] Kerry is also a man who opposes the death penalty, wants to restrict access to guns and voted against the resolution approving the start of ground operations against Saddam Hussein in 1991 - just what you would expect from Ted Kennedy's partner and Michael Dukakis's running mate.” quote by David S. Broder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0f6/david-s-broder-61917_access_sen-john-kerry-is-also-a-man-who-opposes_3149154.jpg)
