Personally, I'd rather have pins stuck in my eyes than endure a conversation with John Kerry, but I'd love to hang with… — Andrew Sullivan Copy Share Image
John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If there was one fact that sent me hurtling off to write 'Politics Lost,' it was when I learned that John Kerry… — Joe Klein Copy Share Image
The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
John Kerry was a thorn in our flesh. He was very articulate, a credible leader of the opposition. He forced us to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
In his 16 years in the Senate, John Kerry has fought against government waste and worked hard to bring some accountability to… — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
The tin man vs. the straw man. The candidate with a brain but without a heart against the president with a heart… — Denise Dresser Copy Share Image
For more than 20 years, on every one of the great issues of freedom and security, John Kerry has been more wrong,… — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
Ted Kennedy was in the Senate for 40 years. Tip O'Neill for 35 years. John Kerry in the Senate for 30 some… — Michael Capuano Copy Share Image
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Maybe John Kerry does not know - but I am happy to explain it to him - that my commitment to withdraw… — Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero Copy Share Image
John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Donald Trump agreed with Hillary Clinton supporting John Kerry. He agreed with Hillary Clinton on being - quote - "neutral" between Israel… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
I've not been to Afghanistan or - but what people are clearly pointing to is that it becomes more difficult to have… — Rahm Emanuel Copy Share Image
With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry's campaign attacks on gas prices ignore the reality of Kerry's long record of supporting higher gas prices and blocking the… — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Let's destroy this young demagogue before he becomes another Ralph Nader. (about John Kerry) — Richard M Nixon Copy Share Image
I have never seen John Kerry give anything but an engineered response. — Michael Parenti Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word "France." Like just calling something French is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I firmly believe that as voters come to learn more and more about John Kerry and learn more and more about his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
President George W. Bush won reelection in 2004 largely because he was seen as comfortable in his own skin, while rival John… — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
