They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
“By the time George Bush’s re-election campaign got under way in 2004, there was little doubt he’d make terrorism the focal point… — Barry Glassner Copy Share Image
If Recep Tayyip Erdogan cannot placate ISIS, how are we ever gonna be able to? And placate is clearly what John Kerry,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Well, no one knows for sure. There are now two competing governments and various armed militias, tribes and clans. Secretary John Kerry… — Tom Bowman Copy Share Image
John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A similar move is underway in the British Parliament. Earlier this month, more than 30 religious leaders and scholars wrote Secretary of… — Tom Gjelten Copy Share Image
Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My long-held fear is that Mr. Obama is hiding something about his education. During the endless 2008 campaign, Mr. Obama would not… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
I would a whole lot rather had Carly Fiorina over there doing our negotiation than John Kerry. Maybe we would've gotten a… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
There are now reports that President Obama will name Massachusetts Senator John Kerry to be the next secretary of defense. Apparently this… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When I was wrong about the 2002 elections, I dumped a garbage can on my head. When my John Kerry prediction didn't… — James Carville Copy Share Image
My position is not that John Kerry is either Jesus Christ or the prophet Mohammad. My position is that John Kerry is… — Todd Gitlin Copy Share Image
John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
With 'swift-boating' now being used by the ignorant as a synonym for false charges, it's worth remembering that it was John Kerry… — Glenn Reynolds Copy Share Image
GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Does John Kerry have to give them [Iran] every little thing? You'll pass some sanctions for human rights and missiles, and I'll… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Obviously what I think Senator [John] Kerry was pointing to, which is absolutely correct, which is the essential part of the strategy… — Rahm Emanuel Copy Share Image
I would never say John Kerry would be a great president. I will say that George Bush has divided us; he has… — John Mellencamp Copy Share Image
My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I'm going to return it because it's a Democratic pumpkin.… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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