Book Quote by Jonathan Ames

“And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, "Fuck…

— George Carlin

“I'm not here to make waffles!”

— Alex Kapranos

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be…

— Jon Stewart

First of all I like John Kerry. I think he's intellectually curious and very thoughtful. I think he's deeply committed on issues like the…

— Howard Dean

“When Americans vote for a particular candidate, they vote for the candidate who reminds them of the kind of person they would have eaten…

— Benjamin Nugent

I like John Kerry. I think he's intellectually curious and very thoughtful. I think he's deeply committed on issues like the environment. I think…

— Howard Dean

John Kerry, windsurfing dilettante

— Eleanor Clift

“The automatic waffle machine emitted a piercing electronic beep, signaling it wanted to be turned over. Seamus reached out and flipped it. The Four…

— Neal Stephenson

I always found when I was reading an interview with an actor that I wasn't interested in their political opinions - I just wanted…

— Elizabeth Hurley

I would never say John Kerry would be a great president. I will say that George Bush has divided us; he has filled this…

— John Mellencamp

I'm a constant waffler. I've said to anyone I've ever dated, 'Asking me to choose a restaurant is going to be a conversation that's…

— Jason Butler Harner

John Kerry wants to be the hero in his own drama. He likes King Arthur and the Round Table. He likes the young swashbuckling…

— Douglas Brinkley