People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I don't mind being ridiculed - well, I guess I would mind a little, but it would only last a few minutes… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
Whenever I wrote fiction, people always seemed to think that what I wrote was true, that it was entirely autobiographical. And when… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I wish I was the kind of writer who would go to a war zone and write about something that's meaningful and… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
Even when I was living below the poverty line as a novelist, I was still living better than 99.5% of the human… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I'm also not sure that I look up to others as knowing what the hell is going on, except maybe Andre Agassi,… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I wondered where the person was who had taken my place, who wanted to know what news people had been told. I'm… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I'm actually much more shy and self-conscious than people's perception of me. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
“I do think everyone would be a lot happier if we laid eggs on our own and could just have friendship and didn't need… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
“Try to think about more important things,' he said. 'Think about your soul, your character. Think about the freezer. It's a solid block of… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
It's hard to leave New York: this is where my friends are, my parents are. It is so vital. The whole world seems to… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I don't know that I've gotten much feedback directly from the literary world; sometimes I doubt even the notion that there is a literary… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
It was one of those days when every time I went to go out the door, something grabbed me in the back of the… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
There are so many talented young writers named Jonathan, with whom by comparison I suffer terribly. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
“I know I experience great consolation when my mouth is between a woman’s legs. I think it must be because I’m drinking in her… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I might have some sort of personality disorder. I might not have proper filters; it might be some kind of version of Asperger's meets… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
