You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“You can lead an idiot to enlightenment but you can't make him think.” — Anthony Foster Copy Share Image
Yeah, I see you trying to catch my eye, and trust me, you look like an idiot doing it. — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
“Johnny Guy, some idiot put Flower in panties with teddy bears on them.” “I’m the idiot, Jako. You got a problem?” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein. — Carl I. Hagen Copy Share Image
It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, — Bruce Bartlett Copy Share Image
“You must think I'm a complete idiot right? That I'm just some doormat who'll wait for you on the sidelines forever? That… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
The thing is hats don't really suit me because my head's too big, so I always just end up looking like an… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the… — Anne Sullivan Copy Share Image
I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
When these idiot rightwingers start complaining about poetry being political, I'm fond of reciting Sappho to them, who excluded men from her… — Sam Hamill Copy Share Image
“I shouldn't be held responsible for my acts, since I was a political idiot, an artist who could not distinguish between reality… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I will meet idiots today, went one version of her after-waking meditation, and one of them will probably be me. Iau Hau’hai,… — Diane Duane Copy Share Image
The Catholics have a Pope. Protestants laugh at them, and yet the Pope is capable of intellectual advancement. In addition to this,… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I never went to college and I was raised in Arkansas so there wasn't a lot of academic language being thrown around… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The heavy eyelids snapped open. Jack froze. A huge gold-and-amber eye, as big as a dinner plater, stared at him. The dark… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
One of the problems, and it's one which is obviously going to get worse, is that all the people at the party… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, 'You,… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“I didn't waste three years of my life on you just so you can die for being an idiot” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness. — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
My father Time is weak and gray With waiting for a better day; See how idiot-like he stands, Fumbling with his palsied… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
“The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you can’t even tell who… — Chetan Bhagat Copy Share Image
Anybody who's against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot. — Eleanor Clark Copy Share Image
Maybe I’m an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
Baseball is the favorite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
“I am not an idiot. I know the dangers in what I am about to do, but it is the only way… — Ray Anyasi Copy Share Image
People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.' — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Whoa whoa... you think I actually give a fuck about what you think? dude... you're an idiot! — MagicGoose Copy Share Image
I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots. — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The idiot child they’ve placed on the throne does not impress with his acumen.” — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly. — William Weld Copy Share Image
I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
