Idiot Quotes · Page 38

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

— Curt Schilling

When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.

— Anthony de Mello

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

— Jimmy Fallon

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

— Joseph J. Ellis

Only an idiot would open an exhibition saying, 'Look at my awesome work.'

— Cai Guo-Qiang

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

— Kim Harrison

“My life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It means nothing.”

— David Hewson

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling…

— D. H. Lawrence

Everyone's brain works in a different way. I didn't feel smart in school; I just didn't get it. I thought I was…

— Jennifer Lawrence

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can…

— Godfrey

As long as I'm surrounded by people, love, and fun - 'cause my friends are the silliest idiots in the world and…

— Connor Franta

I can't think of anything that isn't cloud computing with all of these announcements. The computer industry is the only industry that…

— Larry Ellison

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Idiot," I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other,"…

— Molly Harper

I don't get embarrassed by the same things that other people do. I would say that probably the biggest thing that holds…

— Scott Adams

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always…

— Sarah Silverman

What's happening in the larger world always influences art. When I first started the gallery in 1959, one of the first things…

— Virginia Dwan

No, I won't leave the world--I'll enter a lunatic asylum and see if the profundity of insanity reveals to me the riddles…

— Soren Kierkegaard

For the Second Amendment to do its job, the other side must become much better informed. I watched an action-adventure program last…

— L. Neil Smith

If the technology hadn't changed, they [newspapers] would still be great businesses. Network TV [in its heyday], anyone could run and do…

— Charlie Munger

Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's…

— Terry Teachout

Stick on this that Donald Trump as the outsider doesn't know what's going on. That the inside-the-Beltway culture is special and it's…

— Rush Limbaugh

A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing,…

— Mark Twain

I understand there are inevitable things that we have to go through: heartbreak, family problems. I don't feel like some Quixotic idiot…

— Drew Barrymore

And here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games.

— Suzanne Collins

“Any idiot can see that if you don't want to be fat, you shouldn't eat so much. You should move more.”

— Kelly Barson

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, Ill just leave you alone on this one!..

— Anonymous

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

— Scott Adams

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that…

— Lewis Black

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

— Eric Bolling

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

— Martin Cruz Smith

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself.

— Gustave Flaubert

“Blah, blah, blah, we’re never going to agree but I respect your viewpoint even though I think you’re an idiot,”

— J.M. Darhower

I'm not an idiot; I can make adjustments to my life. But I like having a schedule.

— Carson Wentz

“I dare say it is good for one now and again to realize what an idiot one can be! But no one…

— Agatha Christie

Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots.

— Flannery O'Connor

Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

— Anonymous

I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself.

— Dina Lohan

“But I was a fool, the biggest, damnedest, stupidest fool in thee whole world.”

— Ian Cross