Idiot Quotes · Page 40

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

— Horace Mann

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

— Ta-Nehisi Coates

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

— Terry Richardson

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

— George Bernard Shaw

“It’s also a shame because I didn’t have John McEnroe pegged as an idiot.”

— The Guardian

“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?”

— Petronius

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

— Brad Pitt

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

— Louisa May Alcott

I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you…

— Andy Dick

I just didn't want people to think, Here's this idiot Danish actor who made up this name to get attention. It's really…

— Claes Bang

I've always liked people who know me to like me, because I think I'm quite likeable. But people who make up their…

— Jonathan King

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange…

— A Josland

“My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you…

— Various

I've certainly never liked the idea of being put in a box. I loved being part of shows like 'American Idiot' and…

— Joshua Henry

I always hoped I'd end up playing a lot cooler roles. I do end up playing quite a lot of idiot savants,…

— Kris Marshall

“Dammit, Gage. What the hell were you thinking?” “I wasn’t,” he shouts. “I was upset she wanted to stay, and I lost…

— Laura Kreitzer

Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself…

— Charles Dickens

The art of politics, under democracy, is simply the art of ringing it. Two branches reveal themselves. There is the art of…

— H. L. Mencken

Between me and my wife, there's this joke where I'll be doing some fun interview, and I'll get off the phone and…

— John Flansburgh

I don't want to spoon-feed the audience, like, "This is the funny guy, this is one you hate, this is the one…

— Fede Alvarez

Idiot. Above her head was the only stable point in the cosmos, the only refuge from the damnation of the panta rei,…

— Umberto Eco

Nothing is bigger than life. There's nothing noble in death. What's noble about never seeing the sunshine again? What's noble about having…

— Dalton Trumbo

It is paltry philosophy if in the old-fashioned way one lays down rules and principles in total disregard of moral values .…

— Carl von Clausewitz

I tell you what it is. It's...when I didn't see you, I thought about you every day, I mean every day in…

— David Nicholls

“That you're Borges.' Manny laughed. 'Of course you are, you dumb shit. That's the whole point.”

— James Sallis

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

— Ronnie Corbett

“you're the dumbest smart person i know, you're the dumbest dumb person i know”

— Will Smith

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

— Steven Heighton

For every idiot there is an equally matching idiot of other sex and those intelligent ones never marry.

— Senoraroy

“It is my solemn and important duty to bring happiness, light, and joy into your world when you’re being a dour idiot.”

— Brandon Sanderson

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

— George Carlin

“Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess…responsiveness.”

— Cherise Sinclair

Never argue with an idiot .they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience

— Lol

I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot

— Michael Vartan

My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.

— Hesketh Pearson

Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot.

— Cary Middlecoff

I've been an idiot to think that real life could have a happy ending

— Jodi Picoult

Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

— Enhance Dreams

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

— Dave Barry