You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot they'll just bring you down to their level!!!... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look, given the opportunity to drive an IndyCar, I'd be an idiot to turn it down. — Travis Pastrana Copy Share Image
“Look, you're cute, but you're not cute enough to keep me from going off on you for being an idiot. - Cold… — Heather Hildenbrand Copy Share Image
Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
If I had the power, I would kill every single idiot in this world. ...then no one would have to judge me… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
“Seth was an idiot: Neal wasn't fat. Just sort of soft-looking. Small and strong without any corners.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a lot of actors, our biggest fear is that we're going to start talking about things we don't fully understand and… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
If Girl In Luv, Hr Parents Ask: Who Is Dat Idiot? If Boy In Luv, His Parents Ask: Idiot, Who Is Dat… — Sadie Copy Share Image
3 simple steps on how to be awesome: step 1) be yourself, no fakeness. 2) dont overuse the your right to be… — Travis Martin Copy Share Image
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
I've learned that even if someone talks bad about you, you should refuse to talk bad about them because in the end… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
When you can't smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you're an antisocial, friendless idiot. If… — Rory Sutherland Copy Share Image
Given that there are seven billion people living on this earth, there is a consistent quantity of imbecile or idiot, okay. Previously,… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Stephen had just come from a class discussion in which several students believed that the right cup of herbal tea would save… — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Not a 'Mad Men' guy. Never got into it. I'm kind of a contrarian that way. If something gets too popular too… — D.J. Cotrona Copy Share Image
All of this unrest and all the riots and all the protests, really the anger is at all of you who voted… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Scott was still, his gaze boring into hers. Finally, when he spoke, he said, “You really were an idiot.” “I know.” She… — Kate Perry Copy Share Image
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
People hope that if they scream loudly enough about "values" then others will mistake them for serious, sensitive souls who have higher… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. — Stanislaw Lem Copy Share Image
Any professional athlete who gets on TV or radio and says he never played with a gay guy is a stone-freakin' idiot. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“You're such a sucker for sweet talk that you'd lie with every scumbag who comes your way.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When I met President Obama, all I could say was 'wow' - twice. What an idiot. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with. — Rose McGowan Copy Share Image
The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening. — Dean Cain Copy Share Image
I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot. — David Remnick Copy Share Image
You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually. — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
“I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked… — Jessica Clare Copy Share Image
You love football because of the game, not because of some idiot who is going to shout at your from across the… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college? — Coolio Copy Share Image
“Lucky : An idiot person with a punchable face who gets something what he doesn't deserve.” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
