Idiot Quotes · Page 39

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

— Sherilyn Fenn

“The dumbass?' Justin asked. 'Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?”

— Kim Harrington

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

— Lauren Willig

You can't control how you come across and if you try to then you come across looking like an idiot anyway.

— Alaska

One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.

— Lisa Kleypas

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

— Blake Edwards

The biggest misunderstanding about me is that I'm just a bratty, gobby idiot.

— Yungblud

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

— Sid Caesar

“I’m an idiot. I’m ten times an idiot. God, I could just die.” Then I forged ahead because the last comment was…

— Kristen Ashley

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just…

— Nia Vardalos

Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's…

— Jeanne Birdsall

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can…

— John Lydon

Yesterday when we went over the plan again and again, I never thought about Grandad showing up. Because I'm an idiot, basically--an…

— Holly Black

Sometimes when you listen to me on the field, or when you listen to me on the morning of the game, you'd…

— Ravichandran Ashwin

I would not for a moment have you suppose that I am one of those idiots who scorns Science, merely because it…

— Robertson Davies

My mom wasn't, like, she was reading all these historical romance novels the majority of the time. She read a feminist book…

— Kathleen Hanna

“That man," she said in low but still audible tones, "is an idiot ." "Yes, madam, but he's all we've got." "I…

— Loretta Chase

The label's going great, because we're not idiots. We're not trying to sue everyone that downloads everything. We try to give the…

— Al Jourgensen

Older boys often asked me to teach them “some bad words in your language”. At first I politely refused. My refusal merely…

— Firoozeh Dumas

It never occurred to him that now he was looking at his master, at the one person in all the world who…

— Elizabeth Wein

Of all my films, people wrote to me most about this one... ...I had wanted to make The Idiot long before Rashomon.…

— Akira Kurosawa

When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What…

— Bill Cosby

Do I feel confident about my health? I don't think that anybody ever should feel confident about their health if they are…

— Terry Funk

Donald Trump's opponents believe are governing illegal immigration, the racism and so forth that they believe is why Trump wants to build…

— Rush Limbaugh

I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives.

— Kehinde Wiley

Are you always that stupid or are you making a special effort today?

— Anonymous

Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan.

— Nikhil Saluja

Trump is what the Russians call a useful idiot, someone in service to the Russian Federation, either unwitting or wittingly.

— Steve Schmidt

Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don't.

— Terry Pratchett

“You dickweed! Are you always stupid, or is today a special occasion?”

— Cherise Sinclair

I ain't dumb , it's you who is dumb for thinking of such a statement

— Connor Lawler

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

There are three kinds of people: 1. Innovators. 2. Imitators. 3. Idiots.

— Warren Buffett

“you must be stupid , if you think that i'm stupid enough, to believe your stupidness stupidity .”

— Mahdi Khmi

“I hit him with a board; of course he’s got a concussion. Don’t be an idiot.”

— Kendare Blake

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

— Ambrose Bierce

There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot!

— Anne Burrell

Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader.

— Nostradamus

There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men.

— Pablo Escobar

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God,…

— Bill Hicks