For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
I'm extraordinarily lucky to have so many friends across such a diverse group of people. One day I'll be at Oxford, the… — David Tang Copy Share Image
You have to make an effort to be in an unprotected environment because everyone thinks you're a completely incapable idiot who couldn't… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
Baseball is the favorite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
It's incredibly touching when someone who seems so hopeless finds a few inches of light to stand in and makes everything work… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
When these idiot rightwingers start complaining about poetry being political, I'm fond of reciting Sappho to them, who excluded men from her… — Sam Hamill Copy Share Image
There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men. — Pablo Escobar Copy Share Image
I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The Greek word for idiot, literally translated, means one who does not participate in politics. That sums up my conviction on the… — Gladys Pyle Copy Share Image
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Let me say this: being an idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they say… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot.… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total… — Irvin Kershner Copy Share Image
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women. — Lauren Willig Copy Share Image
I think Don King has always been an idiot in my mind. He's always been about money. I don't think he cares… — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
