The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. — Andre Breton Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done, quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Green Day's album 'American Idiot'; it was just a whole, very thorough experience. — Aquaria Copy Share Image
I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love.… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
“That which can be made Explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.” — William Blake Copy Share Image
I'd been acting in Chicago since I came back after University, and I got a call from my agent saying, 'They're doing… — Jessie Mueller Copy Share Image
There's an expression in Yiddish, which is "der gelernte naar" - a "learned fool." You can know a great deal, you can… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
I really love when music artists like Lady Gaga or Michael Jackson wear outrageous things. Obviously, if I wore something like that… — Kevin McHale Copy Share Image
I don't like Don Lemon, I think he was an idiot for what he said about women in their prime. But I… — Clay Travis Copy Share Image
What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or… — Lisa Gardner Copy Share Image
The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
The idiot greens the meadow with his eyes, The meadow creeps implacable and still; A dog barks, the hammock swings, he lies.… — Allen Tate Copy Share Image
“Because, of course, of how intelligent you are. And funny. Not that you aren't attractive. Because you are. Attractive. Oh, bugger..." I… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Idiot. People say that those who call others idiots are the real idiots. I don't care if I'm an idiot, so I'll… — Ryohgo Narita Copy Share Image
We just did three albums in a row of shaking our fists in the air and yelling about George W.Bush and the… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I think he came to die with me," I say. I clamp my hand over my mouth to stifle a sob. If… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire… Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why… — Gregg Rogell Copy Share Image
You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it.… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
When I was an adolescent, I was obsessed with having many commercial things, cars, clothes, stupid things. Now that I have all… — Till Lindemann Copy Share Image
Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?" "Since the bullet actually… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am stupid" Hans Hubermann told his foster daughter " And kind, which makes me the biggest idiot in the world.” — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“He made me feel an idiot, even when I knew he was a bigger one than I.” — Tracy Chevalier Copy Share Image
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!" Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication.” — Jedidiah Behe Copy Share Image
We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise. — Carolyn Parrish Copy Share Image
Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? — Bisco Hatori Copy Share Image
“Spring!’ thought Miss Maszkerádi. ‘You are an idiot. I just don’t believe you!” — Gyula Krúdy Copy Share Image
I'm not a complete idiot that just accuses people of something without having my reasons to believe what it is I'm saying. — Paulie Malignaggi Copy Share Image
Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today. — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot walking a tightrope of fortune and fame. I am an acrobat swinging trapezes through circles of flame. — Counting Crows Copy Share Image
We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
