“I think it’s better for you to let someone to think you are an idiot rather than to open your mouth and… — The Moma Factory Copy Share Image
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
“ Run , she told herself. Run, you idiot, run. But she didn't. She couldn't. She just... couldn't.” — Ilsa J. Bick Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time there was a big fat pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!” — Nickelodeon Publishing Copy Share Image
Even in my dreams, I’m an idiot who knows he’s about to wake up to reality. — Tom Cruise Copy Share Image
“This little piggie went to market(ing). This little piggie stayed home (to write). That's it. Story over. The third was an idiot.” — Suki Michelle Copy Share Image
I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am. — Jeff Ament Copy Share Image
When you can't smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you're an antisocial, friendless idiot. If… — Rory Sutherland Copy Share Image
I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
“if history remembered him as an idiot, well, he was only one among billions of people. History could spare one man. All… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Skinny jeans and an extra big t-shirt. Ugh, I cannot stand that. It looks like an idiot: it's just proportionately wrong. And… — Boyd Holbrook Copy Share Image
Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
“Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love… — Karen Tayleur Copy Share Image
“Though every community is different, my personal rule is pretty much the same: It’s O.K. to feel like an idiot going in… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
I think it's much better to have your eyes open, but on the other hand, of course it can do harm if… — Freeman Dyson Copy Share Image
I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
When I started doing my act, I wasn't married and didn't have kids. I was probably 29 years old. Some people say… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I wasn't always a revolutionary, I used to live life like a criminal even though I was going through high school or… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
You're an idiot," she whispered tearfully. Finally, he opened his eyes and stared up at her; by then, she had moved on… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that… — Mike Leach Copy Share Image
I just love this idea of using, especially in terms of food, using that common sense. If you follow that - it's… — Rene Redzepi Copy Share Image
The first time I performed at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, I was in the back of the room doing vocal… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
This is one of their [the Christians'] rules. Let no man that is learned, wise, or prudent come among us: but if… — Aulus Cornelius Celsus Copy Share Image
Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots. — Jeremy Paxman Copy Share Image
I was a stupid idiot when I was younger. I didn't mature until I was 24, 25. — Paddy Pimblett Copy Share Image
“I reject any form of government in which the opinion of the village idiot is given the same weight as Aristotle” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My opinion of Christian Zionists? They're scum. But don't tell them that. We need all the useful idiots we can get right… — Benjamin Netanyahu Copy Share Image
A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“He's not a total idiot. In fact, he has a good head on his shoulders. He thinks like a woman, most of… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Nothing can be made idiot proof. Idiot resistant perhaps, but never idiot proof.” — M.J. Marsh Copy Share Image
“A healthy argument, even with an idiot, is always good; it opens one's eyes to own misunderstandings.” — Ashok Kallarakkal Copy Share Image
“Oh come on, are you serious? This half-assed magic is the best you’ve got? Are you even trying?” — Ryo Shirakome Copy Share Image
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image