Idiot Quotes · Page 31

Boxing's a sport that gives you licence to act like an idiot, I think.

— Anthony Joshua

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.

— Anonymous

What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying…

— Neal Boortz

All is egotism. The only people whose mainspring is not egotism are the dead and perhaps idiots.

— Miles Franklin

“Are you actullay thise stupid? Or are you just making an extra effort just for me?”

— Razi

I need to write a sitcom, but something with warmth, not one where the dad comes home and he's treated like an…

— Jens Lekman

“Should a person be punished for showing no consideration towards an idiot behaving like an idiot?”

— Jo Nesbø

Some guys bully so they can have power or seem 'cool,' but it makes you look like an idiot.

— Patrick Chung

I think the second you rule anything out is the second you end up doing them and then you look like an…

— Gareth Edwards

Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House…

— Nell Scovell

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once…

— Ray Romano

Everyone thought my son had zero value. You would take one look at his school records, and you'd think he was the…

— Leigh Anne Tuohy

“Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!”.He grabs my hips and pumps his toward mine.“Oh,Dante! You’re so hot when you seal souls.” I shove…

— Victoria Scott

On every hand there seems to be design to defeat design. If God created man - if he is the father of…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

“Ready or not! Before I can stop him, Max races toward the bed and dives on top of us. Oh! Oh it…

— Victoria Scott

“You want me to marry Paul? But he is a moron and an idiot! He hasn't learned to fight properly, and he…

— Katharina Gerlach

We're looking at two different presidents here if all we have to go on is the media. When Donald Trump is in…

— Rush Limbaugh

In a way, my father [Pablo Escobar] reached a certain degree of sincerity that I became to know and I would even…

— Juan Pablo Escobar

Beautiful. You can be taught. Makes my job so much easier when you’re actually intelligent. You’d be amazed at the idiots I’ve…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Consider it this way: what would you say if a blond homecoming queen fell in love with a short Japanese businessman? He…

— David Henry Hwang

I am not a complete idiot, but whether from weakness or laziness have no talent for thinking. I know only how to…

— Sviatoslav Richter

When the guy turned around, Amy began stuttering. Silently. It was a feat only Amy could manage, and only Dan could notice.…

— Peter Lerangis

I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't…

— Peter Sellers

I've been thinking a lot about why it was so important to me to do The Idiot as a novel, and not…

— Elif Batuman

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

— Adam Michnik

If you don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then', then you're a fucking idiot.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I…

— Isak Dinesen

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I am stupid. And kind. Which makes the biggest idiot in the world.”

— Markus Zusak

I spent two decades being just OK at everything else. I realized I was happiest making people laugh and being the idiot.

— E. R. Fightmaster

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

— Umberto Eco

He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day.

— Chrissy Teigen

Falling in love is terrible. It makes you act foolish, like an idiot.

— Lemmy

How can you say you're misunderstood? You're an idiot-there's not a whole lot that needs understanding there.

— Anonymous

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

— Rick Riordan

I'm kind of a hokey-jokey, campy idiot in black lipstick, but when it comes to my music, I take it very seriously.

— Sharon Needles

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi

— Bisco Hatori

On entering this world our starting-point is ignorance. None, however, but idiots remain there.

— Horace Mann

“A wise man who's ignored is about as effective as an idiot who's listened to.”

— Anna Smith Spark