“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
“If you are fully conscious of your bad decisions, but are still trying to blame your parents, you are an idiot!” — Sara strong Copy Share Image
It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached.… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Of all the choices you could make, u choose to leave me. u are such an idiot — Sweet_browngirl Copy Share Image
“Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don’t make me come over there and slap you around again.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah,… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
We are talking about a major change in reality that has to come about, ... We are not idiots. If it turns… — Ehud Barak Copy Share Image
That a greater fool than Jane Eyre had never breathed the breath of life; that a more fantastic idiot had never surfeited… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
“I thought, you see, that there must be some connection between money and memorable experience; between rare wine and rare intelligence. In… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
I did large drawings of couples having sex! Men and woman enjoying intercourse and oral sex in a Madison Avenue Gallery? That… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and… — Susan Faludi Copy Share Image
At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch,… — Erick Erickson Copy Share Image
The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I just want you to know,' said the girl, coldly, 'that whoever you are and whatever you intend with me, I shall… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“There is, however, a strong empirical reason why we should cultivate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It makes sense that we came up with our public school system during the Industrial Revolution because it's like everybody is a… — Ezra Miller Copy Share Image
The mind always functions in an eccentric way, the mind is always an idiot. The really intelligent person has no mind. Intelligence… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Learning, traveling and comparing the world, writing outraged poetry, producing revolutionary art, demonstrating, holding the older generation-including their own parents and grandparents,… — Andre Vltchek Copy Share Image
Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
“Idiot,” Proginoskes said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do.” — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
Life ... is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, then idiot with none. — John Donne Copy Share Image
“Only an idiot would try to break into a super-secret super-protected mansion while wearing maroon knee high boots.” — Stefani Chaney Copy Share Image
I couldn't live without acting. In fact anybody who can live without that feeling is a complete idiot. — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
Every day is a new day to find out you're an idiot for not having seen, like, the coolest movie ever. — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot for caring, I'm an idiot for still liking you, I'm just a plain idiot! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Asiyefundishwa na wazazi wake atafundishwa na dunia kwa kudharaulika.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
There's certain people in wrestling I do not like. Punk is one. Cesaro is another one, the big Swiss idiot in WWE. — Eddie Kingston Copy Share Image
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when an ordinary person tries hard to seem cleverer than what he is & he ends up looking like… — James De Estefano Copy Share Image
People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world. — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“But you're right-you are an idiot if you thought I ever stopped loving you . . . Mr. Wolfe” — Emily Snow Copy Share Image
