Idiot Quotes · Page 27

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

— Mark Twain

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

— Jeff Foxworthy

“You can lead an idiot to enlightenment but you can't make him think.”

— Anthony Foster

Yeah, I see you trying to catch my eye, and trust me, you look like an idiot doing it.

— Amber Hope

A fan is someone who, if you have made an idiot of yourself on the pitch, doesn't think you've done a permanent…

— Jack Lynch

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

— Andrei Codrescu

Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

— Oscar Wilde

“I've said it before and I say it again: "A man's got to do what a brainless idiot's got to do.”

— Henry Rollins

I think if you're a good person and you show that you learned from all the mistakes that you made you move…

— Gino D'Acampo

I have a daughter. I have my imagination. I have friends. I, in no way, am going to louse that up with…

— Viv Albertine

My guys studied music from a young age and I did not so I think, like, adding the idiot to the table…

— Anthony Kiedis

A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are…

— Norm MacDonald

This 'users are idiots, and are confused by functionality' mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots,…

— Linus Torvalds

Then idiots talk," said Eugene, leaning back, folding his arms, smoking with his eyes shut, and speaking slightly through his nose, "of…

— Charles Dickens

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted…

— Bill Engvall

Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with…

— Veronica Roth

Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it…

— Russell Brand

I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was…

— Anthony Bourdain

I would think somebody like Jane Fonda and her idiot husband would be terribly ashamed and saddened that they were a part…

— John Wayne

“That a greater fool than Jane Eyre had never breathed the breath of life, that a more fantastic idiot had never surfeited…

— Charlotte Brontë

I just stopped liking basketball. And then you dribbling down the court and having the owner like cuss at you and call…

— Baron Davis

[Indira Gandhi] looked tired that day, and all of a sudden I exclaimed, 'Deep down I don't envy you, and I shouldn't…

— Oriana Fallaci

I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me,…

— Margaret Mitchell

I was so tired, wasn't having fun any more, and wasn't sure if I wanted to do this any longer. So I…

— Simon Cowell

Believe it or not, joining a video conference call from home doesn't always have to make you feel like an idiot.

— Sarah Cooper

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

— Brad Williams

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be…

— Greg Gutfeld

To me, I don't feel like a dancer. I feel like an idiot trying to be a dancer.

— Nick Lachey

I was never plunked in front of an idiot box because my parents had other things to do.

— Cree Summer

There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot.

— James M. Loy

“I could’ve fallen for someone steady. Dependable. Well-grounded. But nooo, I had to lose my head over this idiot.”

— Ilona Andrews

I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one…

— Warren Buffett

You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius.

— Ashley Montagu

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

— Alec Baldwin

'American Idiot' is not only one of my favorite albums of all time, it's become an anthem of a generation.

— Tom Kitt

I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot.

— Domhnall Gleeson

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

— Bram Cohen

I don't care about convincing the people who think I'm naive or an idiot.

— Simon Sinek

The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.

— Rolf Hochhuth

“While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you,…

— Julie Kagawa