“Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We are each an army of one. March forward with your army, never let go of your future and never listen to… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
“This is..." "You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?" "Eh?" "It's your birthday!!" "Huh... It is? Oh!" "Idiot!” — Shizuru Seino Copy Share Image
I've always been an idiot, so doing voices and being a goof has always been a part of who I am. — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can't find them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can… — Chuck Close Copy Share Image
In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Difference Between Stupid And An Idiot... Stupid Will Like The Nonsense Post In A FB Account. And An Idiot Will Comment… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now… — Roger Federer Copy Share Image
You were difficult enough to catch,” Faste said. Salander gave him a long look, satisfied herself that he was an idiot, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do think of 'The Idiot,' in a way, as a self-standing book about a certain struggle to make meaning, the struggle… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I've definitely sold some Twitter shares. I don't own as many as I used to, because I'm not an idiot, but I… — Chris Sacca Copy Share Image
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce… — Rick Cook Copy Share Image
At the beginning, people laughed at me because I was using snappies. Sometimes, a celebrity would look at my camera and go,… — Terry Richardson Copy Share Image
“Formerly, when I was told to consider him wise, I kept trying to, and thought I was stupid myself because I was… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
I think it's funny because on 'Glee Project,' there's that added pressure, but with 'Glee,' there's no element of competition. No one's… — Samuel Larsen Copy Share Image
When somebody asks me "What are your comic books about?" or "What are your songs about?" there is no answer and I… — Jeffrey Lewis Copy Share Image
You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Picturesque meant - he decided after careful observation of the scenerey that inspired Twoflower to use the word - that the landscape… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's the typical mid-life crisis kind of thing, where you just stop and wonder, 'Should I go back to university and get… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
When I teach criticism, the first thing I say, and this sometimes pisses off younger - I mean, students, is that, opinions… — Gary Giddins Copy Share Image
Abortion is an atrocity. Those who practice or praise it are either damn idiots, misguided fools, or treacherous devils. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're… — Calvin Harris Copy Share Image
“I was as foolish as I had ever been, no, even stupider, for the gullibility of a boy is fatuousness in a… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden. — Ford Madox Ford Copy Share Image
Sometimes if something scares me, I lean right into it . I’m not a brave person— I’m more of a fearless idiot. — Nia Vardalos Copy Share Image
I'm a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing. — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
You should always give a second chance to your enemies. But if you let him have more than that, you are an… — Sachithra Copy Share Image
I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. — Jeremy Grantham Copy Share Image
“I might as well have said I carried a watermelon like Baby did in Dirty Dancing. I’m an idiot.” — Kathryn Perez Copy Share Image
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph. — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
“ Run , she told herself. Run, you idiot, run. But she didn't. She couldn't. She just... couldn't.” — Ilsa J. Bick Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time there was a big fat pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!” — Nickelodeon Publishing Copy Share Image
