Idiot Quote by Garry Winogrand

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.

— Esther Forbes

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants…

— Kathy Reichs

“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)”

— Peter Coomber

When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what's going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of monkeys loose…

— Gore Vidal

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

I don't find monkeys inherently funny.

— Paul F. Tompkins

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think…

— Will Rogers

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

— Henry Ward Beecher

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

— Alvah Bessie

“Hey! I’m still fuckin’ this monkey. She’s just here to take pictures.”

— Michael Stephen Fuchs

“We [human beings] are what happens when smart monkeys fuck.”

— Corey Taylor