“I may be an idiot,” he said gravely, “but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown.” — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
“Jesus. Okay. But this is the last time I help you kids. God I'm an idiot.” — Magdalene Visaggio Copy Share Image
When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
I trusted you & loved you with all that I am. And look where it got me? Looking like an idiot, fooled… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. — Osbert Sitwell Copy Share Image
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots. — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender. Where the ads take aim and lay their claim to… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
We wish to become one thing or another, rather we wish to become everything and in this pursuit of becoming everything we… — Wasif Ali Wasif Copy Share Image
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots… — Georges Courteline Copy Share Image
“Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you,… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Anybody who doesn't have fear is an idiot. It's just that you must make the fear work for you. Hell when somebody… — Robin Olds Copy Share Image
Ironically, he'd yet to leave a good impression. First he'd spilled soda on her, next she'd seen him almost involved in a… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I'm a constant idiot in conversation - I always seem to sound either smug or stupid. Writing plays was a way of… — Jack Thorne Copy Share Image
I question stuff, and I have my own theories on things, and people think I'm an idiot sometimes for it. But I… — John Dolmayan Copy Share Image
Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
...academic credentials are neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition for having your ideas taken seriously. If a famous professor repeatedly says… — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
I mean people -- people don't get -- they don't get smarter about things that get as basic as greed and you… — Howard Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
“The Idiot. I have read it once, and find that I don't remember the events of the book very well--or even all… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
The word 'idiot' comes from a Greek root meaning private person. Idiocy is the female defect: intent on their private lives, women… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
There is no reason to not trust your process, no reason to get frustrated, no reason to criticize, or judge others, nothing… — Bryan Kest Copy Share Image
A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot. — Mika Copy Share Image
Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot... — Alain Prost Copy Share Image
I feel like such an idiot... you know, that our band didn't break up just so we can re-form and become more… — Rick Nielsen Copy Share Image
“When i said nothing, the best thing that happened to me in three years left. Damn, i was an idiot.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
I nEvEr lOokEd oR puRpOsE any-oNE elSe bcAuz I aM an giftEd iDiOt tOo my bEautifUl QuEen...!!! — Talha Siddiqui Copy Share Image
One is always willfully absurd… If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
Man is profoundly dependent on the reflection of himself in another man's soul, be it even the soul of an idiot. — Witold Gombrowicz Copy Share Image
Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“True, but one makes you a monster. The other one just makes you an idiot. Which one is it?” — Betsy Schow Copy Share Image
“Puck : "I found that oddly therapeutic, how about you?" Ash: "idiot..” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Only an idiot would keep that thing near the Hab. So anyway, I brought it back to the Hab. Either” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them! — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
