I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark Copy Share Image
What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability. — John H. Johnson Copy Share Image
“For some idiot reason, the idea of going into the drink with a misspelled safety device weirded Bryce out.” — Harry Turtledove Copy Share Image
“She was an idiot. An idiot holding a pie in his garbage can. He probably thought she was a stalker. Or crazy.” — Jamie Farrell Copy Share Image
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.” — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something. — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two. — Scott Glenn Copy Share Image
I try to remind people, whether you have a growth manager or a value manager, you're going to go through cycles where… — Robert Rodriguez Copy Share Image
My father said that love at first sight should send you running, if you know what's good for you. It's your dark… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I loved Frank [O'Connor], he was wonderful...just don't get on his bad side. I don't think I would have wanted to marry… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an… — Alexander Grothendieck Copy Share Image
“She knew nothing. She was an idiot, an imbecile, a simpleton, and a ninny. Boarding a ship under an assumed name, then… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he… — Catherine Cookson Copy Share Image
We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey,… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
One reads the truer deeper facts of Reconstruction with a great despair. It is at once so simple and human, and yet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like a knife. In the hands of a well-balanced adult it is an instrument for good of inestimable value; but… — Leo Baekeland Copy Share Image
But for the Jews this moral-spiritual issue raises the same societal problem it does for the Greeks: how can a man have… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
What man of sense will agree with the statement that the first, second and third days, in which the evening and morning… — Origen Copy Share Image
Regardless of whether there was ballot manipulation or not, you still have 50 million people who voted for George W. Bush in… — Josh Brolin Copy Share Image
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Many Buddhist teachers have described compassion as the ability to react freely and accurately in any situation. Being nice or feeling sorry… — Issan Dorsey Copy Share Image
Learning, traveling and comparing the world, writing outraged poetry, producing revolutionary art, demonstrating, holding the older generation-including their own parents and grandparents,… — Andre Vltchek Copy Share Image
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent… — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image