Idiot Quotes · Page 22

Listening (had there been any one to listen) from the upper rooms of the empty house only gigantic chaos streaked with lightning…

— Virginia Woolf

The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to…

— Wanda Sykes

By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself.

— Gustave Flaubert

I think sometimes people look to players to act out, speak loudly, pretty much be an idiot. But that's not me.

— Donovan McNabb

Beneatha: You didn't tell us what Alaiyo means... for all I know, you might be calling me Little Idiot or something... ...…

— Lorraine Hansberry

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

— Rick Riordan

Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.

— Winston Groom

I never invite idiots to my house.

— Elizabeth Montagu

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

— Oliver Gaspirtz

Kissing scenes are never romantic or sexy. They're actually super technical, like, 'Move your head; you're blocking her light,' or, 'Stop looking…

— Will Poulter

For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like,…

— Kurt Braunohler

“The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.”

— William Saroyan

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

— Winston Churchill

There are so may ways to kills yourself, they're just old-fashioned with their permanganate: do you think I'd take permanganate? I wouldn't…

— Christina Stead

Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to…

— Derek Landy

He shifted his weight, throwing his good leg off the bed as if he were going to try to stand. “What are…

— Stephenie Meyer

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like…

— Chris Martin

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.

— Basil Bunting

People have very specific opinions of comedy. Slapstick was an art form in the '20s and the lowest form of show business…

— Martin Short

Narcotics have been systematically scapegoated and demonized. The idea that anyone can use drugs and escape a horrible fate is ananathema to…

— Gus Van Sant

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

— Groucho Marx

Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.

— Paul Gauguin

We just did three albums in a row of shaking our fists in the air and yelling about George W.Bush and the…

— Al Jourgensen

When I play live, I jump around like an idiot for an hour-and-a-half or more under a lighting rig that's hotter than…

— Dimebag Darrell

The art of politics, under democracy, is simply the art of ringing it. Two branches reveal themselves. There is the art of…

— H. L. Mencken