Idiot Quotes · Page 23

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.

— Hesketh Pearson

Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot.

— Cary Middlecoff

“you're the dumbest smart person i know, you're the dumbest dumb person i know”

— Will Smith

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

— Steven Heighton

For every idiot there is an equally matching idiot of other sex and those intelligent ones never marry.

— Senoraroy

“It is my solemn and important duty to bring happiness, light, and joy into your world when you’re being a dour idiot.”

— Brandon Sanderson

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

— George Carlin

“Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess…responsiveness.”

— Cherise Sinclair

She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I…

— Karl Pilkington

Greatest misconception about Wikipedia: We aren’t democratic. Our readers edit the entries, but we’re actually quite snobby. The core community appreciates when…

— Jimmy Wales

You’re an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it…

— Kiera Cass

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total…

— Irvin Kershner

A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your…

— Billy Wilder

I was quite frustrated by school and found solace in going to the drama studio, doing stupid voices, and being an idiot.…

— Tom Glynn-Carney

If you look at the careers of great entrepreneurs and you look at the moment they took their plunge, the plunge is…

— Malcolm Gladwell

Buffett, when he gave away his money, referenced Carnegie. He quoted from Carnegie. When he said, "The man who dies rich dies…

— David Nasaw

Simon!” The voice was Clary’s. He would know it anywhere. He wondered if his mind was conjuring it up now, a sense…

— Cassandra Clare

If your policy is immigration, you're gonna have a finite number, and you want the best people you can get. It's no…

— Rush Limbaugh

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I…

— Cathy Guisewite

“My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently. HAMLET Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a…

— William Shakespeare

I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the…

— Bart Yates

Kissing scenes are never romantic or sexy, they're actually super technical, like, "Move your head, you're blocking her light," or, "Stop looking…

— Will Poulter

It is incredible that only idiots are absolutely sure of salvation. It is incredible that the more brain you have the less…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

What's that?' Beck shoved his back ineffectually against the glass door, suffering under the weight of a huge box. 'Your brian.' I…

— Maggie Stiefvater

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

— Stephen Colbert

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

— Adam Brody

IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

— Generose Relano

There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

— Jasper Fforde

“Tommy, why did they put Maldon Surrey on the telegram?" "Because Maldon is in Surrey, idiot.”

— Agatha Christie

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

— George Eliot

[On the racial backlash about Hunger Games casting]: "People should have ignored the five racist idiots.

— Nina Jacobson

“You just called me an idiot and told me you need me in the same breath," I laughed. God, she was amazing.”

— Genna Rulon

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

— Nikki Glaser

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

— Julia Quinn

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it…

— Joe Eszterhas

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they…

— Mark Twain

I'm an idiot walking a tightrope of fortune and fame. I am an acrobat swinging trapezes through circles of flame.

— Counting Crows

Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark?

— Anonymous

“I am stupid" Hans Hubermann told his foster daughter " And kind, which makes me the biggest idiot in the world.”

— Markus Zusak

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

— Mark Twain