Idiot Quotes · Page 23

A field trip. You interested in doing something dangerous, and possibly illegal?" Does it involve underage girls, broken curfews and soorte4d fruit…

— Rachel Vincent

He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day.

— Chrissy Teigen

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

— Ta-Nehisi Coates

I resent performing for frisking idiots who don't know anything.

— John Lennon

Yuki: What could I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn't even know that Jason isn't really a bear! He's…

— Natsuki Takaya

Look at us! Are we not proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof…

— Grant Morrison

I'm sure you've heard people talk about their Heart's Desire—well that's a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. They're big and squishy…

— Anonymous

Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.

— Patricia Briggs

A 'nidiot' is something different from an idiot. An idiot is someone whose problems are caused by not concentrating enough. A 'nidiot'…

— Jon Richardson

But for the Jews this moral-spiritual issue raises the same societal problem it does for the Greeks: how can a man have…

— Kenny Smith

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

— Anton Chekhov

If some idiot with lip gloss is telling me how awesome Lindsay Lohan is, I'm like, 'No, Lindsay is not awesome.'

— Michelle Beadle

“There is, however, a strong empirical reason why we should cultivate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that they are…

— Anonymous

“Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.”

— Terry Pratchett

Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under…

— Walter Cunningham

The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a…

— Martin Gardner

You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.

— Anonymous

Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.

— Russell Lynes

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

— James de la Vega

In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here…

— Jack Handey

By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read…

— Cressida Cowell

I sometimes think the theatre is more demanding because it requires things you don't have in films, like it requires you to…

— Michael Gambon

One of the big conversations I'm trying to have onstage right now is that to be pro-woman, you don't have to be…

— Whitney Cummings

Part of being in a band, being a painter, or starting a nonprofit is that you're going to make horrible mistakes and…

— Kathleen Hanna