Idiot Quotes · Page 25

“I didn’t say you weren’t smart. I said you were stupid.” “I guess I’m too dumb to see the difference.”

— Cath Crowley

Never Argue With An Idiot, That Brings You Down To His Level And Beats You With Experience...

— Pacifiersucker

Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

— Rodney Dangerfield

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

— Orson Scott Card

Flying Squirrel remind me of Ultimate Warrior because he a little rat when he jump in ring like that idiot Jose Canseco…

— The Iron Sheik

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

— Janet Evanovich

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

— Melina Marchetta

“My life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It means nothing.”

— David Hewson

I am one of those guys who could do the most emotional scene and crack a joke instantly. I'm lucky. I'm just…

— James Woods

“It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even…

— Cara Lynn Shultz

A man who is half an idiot, but who keeps a sharp lookout and acts prudently all his life, often enjoys the…

— Stendhal

I wish I had been less keen to inject my own opinions, but I was a teenager and your teenage self is…

— Emma Forrest

Allow me to introduce myself. I am a traitor and an idiot. Also, my mother should have aborted me and left me…

— Kathleen Parker

What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because…

— Patton Oswalt

I always say that in investing you want to buy stock in a company that has a business that's so good that…

— Warren Buffett

It's kind of an embarrassing story - that's why it's called 'The Idiot.' But looking back at your past self, you see…

— Elif Batuman

I really hate being sick. It seems inevitable that at one point, one of these predicted epidemics is going to be real.…

— Chuck Klosterman

I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee…

— Sue Monk Kidd

I laughed. “You’re too young to be so … pessimistic,” I said, using the English word. “Pessi-what?” “Pessimistic. It means looking only…

— Haruki Murakami

Getting a life’ is something only a complete idiot could believe. Like you can just drive to a store and get a…

— John Green

Recent school shootings have lured ill-informed Americans into a war on our Second Amendment guarantees, led by the nation's tyrants and their…

— Walter E. Williams

I don't get the jitters and I don't get nervous, because I build that comfort on set for myself. Sometimes if I'm…

— Logan Lerman

I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note,…

— Quincy Jones

Yet, for I know thou art religious And hast a thing within thee called conscience, With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies Which…

— William Shakespeare

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling…

— D. H. Lawrence

And here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games.

— Suzanne Collins

“Any idiot can see that if you don't want to be fat, you shouldn't eat so much. You should move more.”

— Kelly Barson

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, Ill just leave you alone on this one!..

— Anonymous

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

— Joseph J. Ellis

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

— Kim Harrison

Only an idiot would open an exhibition saying, 'Look at my awesome work.'

— Cai Guo-Qiang

“The idiot child they’ve placed on the throne does not impress with his acumen.”

— Charles Stross

It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly.

— William Weld

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

— Charles Barkley

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

— Curt Schilling

When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.

— Anthony de Mello

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

— Jimmy Fallon

“I am not an idiot. I know the dangers in what I am about to do, but it is the only way…

— Ray Anyasi

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

— Dave Barry

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.

— Doug Stanhope