I know I'm not a self-indulgent idiot; I also know I'm not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
One reads the truer deeper facts of Reconstruction with a great despair. It is at once so simple and human, and yet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many ordinary Americans make themselves feel better by saying what the famous daytime TV idiot says. But it leads to absolute calamity… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
That is the core of Trump. He is undoubtedly an idiot, but do not underestimate how good he is at that. — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
Our house was a place where you were welcome to make an idiot out of yourself. Silliness was valued. My dad worked… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist. — Jerome Lejeune Copy Share Image
Man is profoundly dependent on the reflection of himself in another man's soul, be it even the soul of an idiot. — Witold Gombrowicz Copy Share Image
There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot! — Anne Burrell Copy Share Image
When I started out in the duck-call business, my college buddies would come in and say, 'Robertson, you have a college degree.… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Given that there are seven billion people living on this earth, there is a consistent quantity of imbecile or idiot, okay. Previously,… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
What's happening in the larger world always influences art. When I first started the gallery in 1959, one of the first things… — Virginia Dwan Copy Share Image
As I have said before, the daily machinations of the stock market are like a tale told by an idiot, full of… — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Laughter is an important part of a good relationship. It's an immense achievement when you can move from your thinking that your… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile… — Naoki Higashida Copy Share Image
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.” “Smell me? But I just… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
