“Snails mate faster than Farnsworths.” Georgie gave her a chastening look. “Eliza.” “Well, it’s true. I’ve watched.” “You’ve spied on Sir Roland?”… — Tessa dare Copy Share Image
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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I think we need leadership that can gently and with affection remind us of what we Americans mostly agree upon: civility, kindness,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
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“I should fancy, however, that murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Hildy resisted the urge to suck on the end of her braid. "Look. I know. Paul crossed the line and --" Xiu… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It is sometimes forgotten how much wit there is in certain works of abstract art. There is a certain point in undergoing… — Robert Motherwell Copy Share Image
“You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed. "Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass. "Part of my brain hurts. I demand… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good… — John Green Copy Share Image
“What did he do to you?” “This,” I said, holding up my hand. There was a shattering noise as Renee dropped her… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
HIBERNATE, v. i. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been many singular popular notions about the hibernation of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Person 1: I can draw really well Person 2: I`m athletic Person 3: I can write really well Person 4: I`m fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Spiritual life is not mystic; when you decide to work with God, you have stepped to mystery, God can intervene at any… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“I tell myself not to feel sexually threatened. I am of no special interest; he could just as easily be angling for… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
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“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I see now that there is a great deal in what Aunt Almeria says. She considers that there are terrible pitfalls in… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“If you didn't already know, game show talent works fewer days a year than almost every profession, except maybe members of Congress.” — John Bennardo Copy Share Image
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“You've messed with the wrong god if you get keys to willy wonka chocolate factory and diabetes the same day..” — Animesh Singh Copy Share Image
“Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
For my part I think the Learned, and Unlearned Blockhead pretty equal; for 'tis all one to me, whether a Man talk… — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
“Vimes' glare ran from face to face, causing most of the squad to do an immediate impression of the Floorboard and Ceiling… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Everyone can make scrambled eggs, Remy. It's programmed into you at birth, the default setting. Like being able to swim and knowing… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
A lot of humour is about just enjoying life and spontaneity and because you make a joke that puts somebody down -… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“Joe: Oo, Brittany "Aren't I Fabulous?" Hobson? Addie: She's not that bad. Joe: Brittany "All the Boys Like Me, I'm so Popular… — James Howe Copy Share Image
“You will do well to take advantage of Madame's short residence to get up your French a little... You will be glad… — Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu Copy Share Image
“I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward,… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
