Humour Quote by Christopher Brookmyre

“When I lost you, it was as if all the solid ground dissolved from under my feet. Look at me; I'm a half-drowned man…

— Henrik Ibsen

“Down came the dry flakes, fat enough and heavy enough to crash like nickels on stone. It always surprised him, how quiet it was.…

— Toni Morrison

“Once I get under the water, however, I can't hold it in anymore. With a sob, I collapse on the tile floor. I'm not…

— Erin Hayes

“He polished the mud off the coin—little enough even if gold—and pulled out his own purse. Now there was an empty bladder. He dropped…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“So I was a stone in the sea. Gravity gave up on keeping me above the surface. I did not try to swim and…

— Charlotte Eriksson

“Then a calm fell upon him. The gushing began from all sorts of places, all over his body. He heard pleasurable little giggles on…

— David Grossman

“For a long time before I met you, I felt my life was this kind of test. I was in deep, cold water, swimming…

— Leah Raeder

“But down deeper, something I'd seen as solid-- not perfect, but solid-- was suddenly crumbling. I felt like I was falling to pieces right…

— Sarah Dessen

“He felt as if he’d dived into a deep, clear lake and discovered it was a shallow, knee-deep pond. What did you do? Well,…

— Celeste Ng

“Weirdly, strangely—wonderfully—he knew this was the moment he was touching the bottom, and he understood that from now on, however gradually, he would begin…

— Charlaine Harris

“Sweat was running down my face. The next turn wasn’t too bad, and I noticed an old barn on the roadside, the roof caved-in,…

— Daniel Kehlmann

“ I had expected the well to be full for some reason. Not that it had ever been before. I kept looking for signs…

— Joan Bauer