It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A.… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give… — Randy Glasbergen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
“Democracy was supposed to champion freedom of speech, and yet the simple rules of table decorum could clamp down on the rights… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“What sort of funny songs?" "My balls are swearing my balls are swearing I can't keep my balls from sweating ohhh no."… — Anna carey Copy Share Image
“If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Locavore?" But before he could answer, I figured it out. "Someone who eats food produced locally? As opposed to locovore, someone who… — Mari Donne Copy Share Image
“It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [...] So your mom thinks we're ma-- Uh, dating?” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
“Possession of the box conferred a kind of power on the wielder--which was that anyone, confronted with the hypnotic glass eye, would… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I notice that I don’t experience much self-doubt when I’m talking about the weather.” — Jason W. Freeman Copy Share Image
“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do very well… — Francois Fenelon Copy Share Image
I think I did a lot of humorous films when I was young, and they were No. 1 films. — Jane Birkin Copy Share Image
“There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough… — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
“The photographer was lost for riposte, obvious though it should have been; instead he turned to run. At least his mind did.… — James Herbert Copy Share Image
Why would God bless you if all that you do, is show up on Sundays and park in the pew? — Kevin Pace Copy Share Image
I'm easily persuaded that a really good novelist who gets inside somebody else's head could be serving a valuable purpose. I enjoy… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
