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I'm the nice guy who sits there signing everything that's put in front of me. — Brian May Copy Share Image
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There is something, yeah, I mean traditionally it's more fun to play bad guys than it is good guys and when you're… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
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I find out as much from the guy in backstage TV as I do from my C.F.O. Anybody can e-mail me. I… — Mindy Grossman Copy Share Image
It's not the 'nice' guy who brings about real social change. 'Nice' guys look nice because they're conforming. It's the 'bad' guys,… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
If I was to direct a movie about a super-confident guy, first of all I would hate that character. I can do… — Louis Leterrier Copy Share Image
She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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I'm always very nervous about the word 'dancer' next to my name because anyone who's really trained in dance will go, 'This… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
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I try not to date musicians. It's all I've dated. Every guy I've dated is a musician. Obviously, it's not working. — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
I cannot imagine why a woman would ever call herself anything but a feminist. But a man calling himself a feminist, what… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
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Al Davis is the kind of guy who would steal your eyes and then try to convince you that you looked better… — Sam Rutigliano Copy Share Image
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I've always been a person that's totally comfortable with my sexuality and showing my affections with my guy friends. At the end… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
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Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
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