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Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some guys are more worried about their Vegas trip at the end of the season than playing the games, than playing every… — Jean-Sebastien Giguere Copy Share Image
I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on. — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Everywhere you turn, you see me in a movie, and I'm sorry. At this point, people must be saying, 'God, Biggs again?… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
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It's t'ai chi every time. I'm using your positive energy, and I'm blowing off it. See, most guys can't push, they got… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There are times when we in Little Dragon write from scratch together, but everyone has their own lives, so it just seems… — Yukimi Nagano Copy Share Image
Never bring a gun to a fight where the other guy has a time-machine and tomorrow's newspapers. — James Nicoll Copy Share Image
Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
When I get called in for stuff for Hollywood, I get to be the best friend of the Caucasian leadIf I want… — Lin-Manuel Miranda Copy Share Image
I learned how music works dealing with Jermaine Dupri, and I learned how image works dealing with Puff Daddy. ... Singing is… — Usher Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank all the fans of Boston. I love those guys, they have been… — Manny Ramirez Copy Share Image
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The situation in the film is like me going out to Venice Beach and talking to a homeless guy on the boardwalk,… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
I'm telling you what I'm telling you. I will go wherever I have to go, listen to whoever I have to listen… — Pete Carroll Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's not about speed about power, it's about up here man [points to his head]. All these guys are not with… — Adrien Broner Copy Share Image
We've [me and brother] been playing hockey for a long time, since we were little kids. I started playing hockey at two… — P. K. Subban Copy Share Image
I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well! — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
We shot every scene of mine in the entire movie in five days. All my coverage, everything. I left. They went back… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Marvin Gaye was a killer drummer. I think he just played during the soundchecks and he'd have another guy sing his parts… — Dr. John Copy Share Image
The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the ‘Suicide Solution’ case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I was amazed to go Oscar and win it. It was fantastic getting up on the stage there and looking down. I… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
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I do like Peyton Manning. I mean, you can't lose with a guy like that - especially with the amount of touchdowns… — Dhani Jones Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I know I wasn't as handsome as some other guys, but I was OK with that. — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
We're not like some of those 'Elvis' guys you see in the grocery store, buying their stuff while dressed in a white… — Steve Landes Copy Share Image
The art world is now a fashion industry, led by its Whitney Biennial 'nose for the new look.' But nobody, it seems,… — Abe Ajay Copy Share Image
Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I was, like, a brown belt, which is pretty good. I entered a tournament once, and I punched the guy in the… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
What I like about Elvis is the same thing I like about James Brown, Michael Jackson, Prince. These guys, back in the… — Bruno Mars Copy Share Image
To all the staff members that take care of us every single day, From Donnie Strack, to Joe Sharpe, Tony Katz, Dave… — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image