Gun Quotes by Janet Evanovich

10 Gun quotes by Janet Evanovich

Evanovich’s witty, fast‑paced style shines through ten short observations on guns, offering a glimpse of how she weaves the topic into her storytelling.

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Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

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Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right…

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Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

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Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it…

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He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It…

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I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all…

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Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot…

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Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo…

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Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in…

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One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch…

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You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding…

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Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords…

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“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the…

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I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

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Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car…

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“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.”

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I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up…

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You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

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Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel…

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I made a choice that I was not going to be a pretentious writer.

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“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.”

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I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a…

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“I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can…

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“I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work,” Judy said. “I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy.” “That’s a…

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