All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought of killing the smartest person in the world... But then I remembered. Suicide is a crime. ;) — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
They say let's go half on a baby, but I'm like fuck that let's go half on these condoms... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca Copy Share Image
Your the type of person who walks up while I'm cutting grass and ask what I'm doing? Bitch I'm cutting grass ... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
Women may be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny when someone breaks an awkward silence by saying 'that was an awkward silence.' — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
