Funny facebook status Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 37

I just wanna say one thing.

— Nikhil Saluja

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

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I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed.

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HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)

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That's my dick. Not my arm.

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K is the shortest way to spell FUCK YOU !

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I hate it when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!

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Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

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Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain.

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LOVE, that emotion which is not true until returned;

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There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing.

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Weights & Measures: 2 Monograms = 1 Diagram

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Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?

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I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their…

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A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.

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I once made a Palm tree joke it's now out of date.

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I just made this girl's day by blocking her on twitter.

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What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

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HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

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I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind.

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Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that?

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Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas

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A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

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He could lead if he would get the lead out.

— Nikhil Saluja