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Funny Quotes by Socrates

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I know what I do not know.

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The warm love has the coldest end.

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I love to go and see all the things I am happy without.

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There is no learning without remembering.

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I only know one thing, and that is I know nothing

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I know one thing, that I know nothing.

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Let us follow the truth whither so ever it leads.

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Since I am convinced that I wrong no one, I am not likely to wrong myself.

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How many things I can do without!

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All things in moderation, including moderation.

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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

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The noblest worship is to make yourself as good and as just as you can.

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The only thing I know is that I know nothing

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Nothing is so well learned as that which is discovered.

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The universe really is motion & nothing else.

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To know, is to know that you know nothing.

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The more I know, the more I know that I don't know.

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What most counts is not merely to live, but to live right.

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Falling down is not a failure. Failure comes when you stay where you have fallen.

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Do not go through life like leaf blown from here to there believing whatever you are told.

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If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.

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“I only know, I know nothing”

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I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.

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Marry a good woman, and be happy the rest of your life. Or, marry a bad, and become a good philosopher

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“For the fear of death is indeed the pretense of wisdom, and not real wisdom, being a pretense of knowing the unknown; and no…

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There is no difference between knowledge and temperance; for he who knows what is good and embraces it, who knows what is bad and…

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The greatest blessing granted to mankind come by way of madness, which is a divine gift.

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