Funny Quotes by Scotty Bowman

I knew your father before you did, and I don't think he'd be too proud of what you're doing right now.

— Scotty Bowman

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing......everything else is just figure skating.

— Scotty Bowman

The better the coaching has become, the worse the game has become.

— Scotty Bowman

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

— Scotty Bowman

Rick Tocchet is what I call a warrior. He really brings a lot to a team because he really believes in team play. He's…

— Scotty Bowman

There is nothing so uncertain as a sure thing.

— Scotty Bowman

I found out that if you are going to win games, you had better be ready to adapt.

— Scotty Bowman

Every boo on the road is a cheer.

— Scotty Bowman

Statistics are for losers.

— Scotty Bowman

I don't have bad relationships with my players. But I don't get into long conversations with them either.

— Scotty Bowman