Funny Quotes by Ronde Dawson

Thumbs up you say EA Sports, its in the game along with the guy who says it

— Ronde Dawson

On my proactive shit, pop that pussy like a zit

— Ronde Dawson

Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.

— Ronde Dawson

The Big Mac doesnt look anything like the ones in the ads¦ Same goes with people and Facebook profile pics.

— Ronde Dawson

I dont know my friends address but I know EXACTLY WHERE THEIR HOUSE IS.

— Ronde Dawson

I lose my mind before I lose my bitch

— Ronde Dawson

3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say P without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) Youre now smiling and Sharing this

— Ronde Dawson