Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I have never considered it my business to disabuse someone of a belief that makes life tolerable for them. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There is a limit to how much you can change to be liked for who you really are. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Of course I doubt. I do not practice a certainty. I practice a faith. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There is in art the notion of less is more, which is to say, you don't torture a painting that has already confessed. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
