Funny Quotes by Nan Kempner

I wouldn't miss the opening of a door.

— Nan Kempner

I'm drunk when it comes to clothes.

— Nan Kempner

Some people say the camera loves me, the truth is, I love the camera.

— Nan Kempner

You don't want to buy a surprise, because then the surprise is how awful it looks on you.

— Nan Kempner

The best part of a party is getting dressed to go.

— Nan Kempner

I spend way more than I should...and way less than I want.

— Nan Kempner

I tell people all the time I want to be buried naked. I know there will be a store where I'm going.

— Nan Kempner