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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

— Michael De Leon

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A good deed is not about saying it is all about applying it.

— Michael De Leon

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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

— Michael De Leon

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