Funny Quotes by Marty Pollio

Other authors on Funny

• NS Nikhil Saluja 1,368 quotes
• GM Green Monk 598 quotes
• RG Ritu Ghatourey 294 quotes
• MH Mitch Hedberg 270 quotes
• SW Steven Wright 191 quotes
• HN Hussein Nishah 161 quotes
• DB Dave Barry 154 quotes
• RD Rodney Dangerfield 122 quotes
• GC George Carlin 120 quotes
• JC Jerry Coleman 116 quotes

More by Marty Pollio

I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.

— Marty Pollio

Copy Share Image