If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny.… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I sound like Jesse Jackson or Martin Luther King, but I honestly feel like the world is mature enough. And, for me, I just… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I think it's perfectly fine to kiss your son on the lips. If you are a father and you adore your child that u… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I like to work and there's no movies for actors, period, especially black actors. When white actors are like, 'Man, there's no work out… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I don't want there to be this separation between the rich and poor. I may be part of the three percent because I've been… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Good friends I don't need to talk to everyday but when I see you it's like I just talked to you yesterday. Y'all know… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
You can't control people's actions BUT you always control YOUR reactions to people. All ways love is always love. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Sometimes they try to put you inside a box, but I look at my filmography and I've been able to do a lot. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Don't bother don't stress don't worry...Just be...And most of all be happy!!! — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
