“I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed a sonnet to my vagina, shall we? You are sending off some major stalker vibes, which is odd… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed a sonnet… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image