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People can't relate to someone who only talks about their successes.

— Jeremy Schoemaker

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I think I am about 5 for 500 when it comes to successful ideas vs flops.

— Jeremy Schoemaker

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Failure is something I can deal with. Regret is not.

— Jeremy Schoemaker

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