Funny Quotes by Hans von Bulow

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A tenor is not a man but a disease.

— Hans von Bulow

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You must have the score in your head, not your head in the score.

— Hans von Bulow

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In the beginning there was rhythm.

— Hans von Bulow

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In the beginning was rhythm.

— Hans von Bulow

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The three greatest composers are Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms. All the others are cretins.

— Hans von Bulow

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