Funny Quotes by Douglas Horton

Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.

— Douglas Horton

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

— Douglas Horton

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

— Douglas Horton

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

— Douglas Horton

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

— Douglas Horton

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

— Douglas Horton

If food were free, why work?

— Douglas Horton

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

— Douglas Horton

Man worships because God lays His hand to the dust of our experience, and man miraculously becomes a living soul - and knows it…

— Douglas Horton

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

— Douglas Horton

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

— Douglas Horton

We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.

— Douglas Horton