During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
“They say the past always catches up with you, sooner or later. I prefer sooner, because by the time later rolls around, the past… — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
“What is love worth in this broken world? Nothing!” he spat. “Absolutely nothing. Love won’t feed you. Love won’t rescue you from starvation. Grow… — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
Travel is the discovery of truth; an affirmation of the promise that human kind is far more beautiful than it is flawed. With each… — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
“Face up to reality. Do you see happy families huddled together? No, you don’t. This is a dog-eat-dog world, Abbey. Don’t pretend you didn’t… — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
“You soppy thing,” Tristan giggled, wiping away her tears. “Life is unforgiving and callous at the best of times, you need to learn how… — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
No matter what techniques I use, I still want to go after the eternal, meaningful aspects of painting. — Dan Thompson Copy Share Image
