Funny Quotes by Cathy Crimmins

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A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence

— Cathy Crimmins

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What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in…

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Don't think of it as wrinkles. Think of ot as relaxed-fit skin.

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