Funny Quotes by Burt Lancaster

I hate looking backward, but every once in a while it sneaks up on you.

— Burt Lancaster

My brother never had me to dinner in his life.

— Burt Lancaster

My former wife is a truly wonderful person.

— Burt Lancaster

You see, if you make believe hard enough that something is true, then it is true for you.

— Burt Lancaster

Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?

— Burt Lancaster

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

— Burt Lancaster

As long as you are curious, you defeat age.

— Burt Lancaster

I believe we should appeal to people at the higher levels.

— Burt Lancaster

Most people seem to think I'm the kind of guy who shaves with a blowtorch. Actually I'm bookish and worrisome.

— Burt Lancaster

I am reasonably happy, providing I keep busy.

— Burt Lancaster

They were fun days, and we set the town on fire with every movie we did.

— Burt Lancaster

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— Burt Lancaster